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I dunno, it just didn t seem to live up to the hype my boyfriend made of it I guess I expected too much, but I did enjoy reading it. Written by Mike Greenberg of Mike and Mike in the Morning and bought for my husband who listens to their radio program every morning on his way to work Not entirely about sports Greenberg gives us a glimpse into his life as a husband, as a father, and then as a sportscaster Because life isn t just about sports or family or the need to go to the grocery store It s about all those things combined The book is funny and sad and I would definitely recommend it, especially if you re married wit Written by Mike Greenberg of Mike and Mike in the Morning and bought for my husband who listens to their radio program every morning on his way to work Not entirely about sports Greenberg gives us a glimpse into his life as a husband, as a father, and then as a sportscaster Because life isn t just about sports or family or the need to go to the grocery store It s about all those things combined The book is funny and sad and I would definitely recommend it, especially if you re married with or without kids and a sports fan What to do, what to do Your toddler son s first word is an expletive about poo Your four year old daughter no longer needs you to go to swimming class with her Your middle aged, paunchy billionaire bud enjoys wearing speedos in public You have a flat at 4 00 a.m on the way to work and Triple A doesn t respond You find out the hard way you can t clean up puke with a vacuum cleaner And to top it all off, your wife thinks you re an idiot So what to do Go see your shrink Or write a boo What to do, what to do Your toddler son s first word is an expletive about poo Your four year old daughter no longer needs you to go to swimming class with her Your middle aged, paunchy billionaire bud enjoys wearing speedos in public You have a flat at 4 00 a.m on the way to work and Triple A doesn t respond You find out the hard way you can t clean up puke with a vacuum cleaner And to top it all off, your wife thinks you re an idiot So what to do Go see your shrink Or write a book How about both Accordingly, Mike Greenberg s tribute to superficiality is born WHY MY WIFE THINKS I M AN IDIOT, penned by ESPN Radio s self proclaimed and unabashed on air drama queen metrosexual, is a read so lite you re afraid a slight summer breeze will waft it away Greenberg known affectionately as Greeny by his handful of fans is at times witty, once or twice engaging, but always self deprecating as he shares with his readers the trials and tribulations of marriage and parenthood obviously something foreign to the rest of us all from the perspective of a semi famous celebrity Greeny writes, goes to see his shrink, then writes someafter a few dozen pages the anecdotes and antics start to blur until the reader races to the Epilogue with a sigh and a yawn Wait a minute, Greeny You had Elle MacPherson try on a pair of designer jeans right in front of you at a chic boutique and you said nothing and did nothing Your wife s not the only one who thinks you re an idiot I listened to Mike Mike for years and have been watching Get Up since it s debut, and part of the appeal to me was the approach of Greeny For those of us who face indescribable pain and everyone does at some time the best thing you can do every now and again is treat something that s meaningless like everything depends on it Distraction therapy is wonderful What makes it evenrelatable in this book is that you have that distraction paired with someone who s an idiot in the best way Wh I listened to Mike Mike for years and have been watching Get Up since it s debut, and part of the appeal to me was the approach of Greeny For those of us who face indescribable pain and everyone does at some time the best thing you can do every now and again is treat something that s meaningless like everything depends on it Distraction therapy is wonderful What makes it evenrelatable in this book is that you have that distraction paired with someone who s an idiot in the best way Which of these stories are true and which aren t is irrelevant because I can see them all happening to him If you re not a Greeny fan or you find him a snob, this won t help, but if you enjoy his work on ESPN like I do you ll love this I like listening to him on the way to work, but I won t ever, ever read anything he writes again Thought this would be a quick, enjoyable read but Greenberg comes off as an out of touch elitistwhich makes it so less enjoyable Ugh. Apparently the author is a famous sports announcer I picked it up because I thought the title was funny Anyway, he s quite full of himself Comes across as a misogynist, but he probably amped it up a bit since his audience is mostly men He s not that funny, his writing is derivative, and I have no idea how it got on the NY Times bestseller list. .FREE DOWNLOAD ⚔ Why My Wife Thinks I'm an Idiot: The Life and Times of a Sportscaster Dad ☩ Meet Mike Greenberg, the popular host of ESPN Radio s Mike and Mike in the Morning, the highest rated drive time sports talk show on the dial To his three million plus listeners, Greeny is the guy who s equally as comfortable dissecting zone defenses as he is discussing cashmere sweaters He s been to Super Bowls and World Series, All Star Games and Final Fours He s interviewed Michael Jordan, Joe Montana, and Wayne Gretzky He gets paid to enthuse about sports, which means he s the envy of most men in America This is the hilarious, sometimes touching, and endlessly entertaining debut of one of America s fastest rising sportscasters, a wry and revealing look at one man s good hearted but mistake prone attempt to grow up before his children do Marriage, fatherhood, manhood, fame, athletes, crazed aunts with gambling problems, the true significance of sports, the worst possible thing to say in a room full of pregnant women no topic is beyond his reach But don t take our word on it, read what Greeny has to say about Dating People who reminisce fondly about dating are blocking out all the disasters and focusing only on the few great nights If that is all you choose to remember, fine But be aware that no experience is without good moments I m sure during the sacking of Rome there were a few decent nights maybe they put on a play Life on the road Wife television no sleep No wife no television no sleep Wife no television sleep No wife television porn Keeping things in perspective Never assume you know than the guy in the camouflage tux And, of course, marriage All of us are married to women who think we re idiots Whether he s talking trash on the radio or talking dirty diapers over a fancy dinner, Greeny s determined to reconcile two halves of a whole So if your enthusiasm has ever been curbed, or you re feeling remote without the remote, or you re just wondering what exactly goes on in a guy s brain, Why My Wife Thinks I m an Idiot will be a source of comfort and unadulterated laughter From the Hardcover edition His wife thinks he s an idiot because she s right What a spoiled, elitist baby Not the actual baby Him. I have never listened to Mr Greenberg and even though he comes across as having a sense of humor he also comes across as slightly chauvinistic Still for the most part it was cute. Great book.This is a funny book I can t tell you how many times I burst out laughing I ll be looking at Greenberg in a different way the next time I watch his morning show.